I know it’s still relatively early in the month, but I’m pretty sure April has a winner already: the guy I saw earlier today leaving the local petrol station with the petrol bowser thingy still stuck in his petrol tank and a nice long length of petrol hose dragging alongside the car!
I’d seen him in the petrol station because he was towing one of those spheres that people sit in and get flung around in… amusement park-style. I think he must have spent a little too long in there himself!
